What can I say?
Inside the jaws of a killer.
You may insert your beached whale joke here.
She only had to push seven kids out of the way to get her turn
Sadly, the little red dolphin died later that day from acute spinal trauma and two collapsed lungs.
We also found Fosselman’s Ice Cream, est. 1919.
This would have been really exciting if some of us weren’t lactose intolerant.