Friday, May 3, 2013

Fruit-a-Face

After all of our Arizona adventures, I am left in a bit of a blogging lull.  Not to worry, I'll use the lull wisely by planning more adventure days, clothing designs, and kitsch-en kounter entries.  Until then, I leave you with a photo essay I will call "Fruit-a-Face" (a crowd-pleasing pastime that I certainly didn't invent but have tried to perfect over the years).  If ever I get the chance to create an awkward memorable moment in a restaurant, you can be sure that I'll take it!

Keepin' it classy on Catalina Island

Orange you glad you're not with me?
The By-Ways Cafe in Portland, OR.

A kosher dill at Canter's Delicatessen in Los Angeles, CA.

Time for some teeth whitening.
The Busy Apron in Anaheim, CA

I'm not a proud man
Orange slice at Joe's in Santa Barbara, CA.

Apple-slice dentures in the car on the way to Oakland, CA.

The old standby - an orange at Harbor House in Dana Point, CA.

Cantaloupe at Bob's Big Boy Broiler in Downey, CA

It all comes full circle - an orange at Jack's in Avalaon, CA

See, everybody thinks it's hilarious!


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

p.s. We just created a Tiny & Mary Facebook page for our little, Western-harmony act.  Don't get a hitch in your giddy-up, go on over there and "LIKE" it, please.

27 comments:

  1. You are adorable, Mr. Tiny!!

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    1. Oh, I don't know about adorable... charming, yes. precious, yes. endearing, absolutely. But adorable? Oh, alright, I'll take adorable too. Hahahahaha!!! Thanks!

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  2. Hee! Forget fruit. You're a nut!

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    1. What kind? Pistachio? Brazil? Macadamia? Pea?

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  3. That's awesome! Love that you have something kooky that you do in all of your trips.

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    1. Hahahaha!!! I do something kooky at least three times a day. Now it's funny. Soon it will be eccentric. Then before you know it, I will just be a crazy, old man!

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  4. fantastic. everyone needs a go-to photo novelty. So glad you have found your niche

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    1. Me too, thanks! It's a good one because I will never be too old to perform!

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    1. Hahaha!!! Thanks Peter! Today cantaloupe, tomorrow honeydew, the next day CASABA!!!

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  6. Can't take you ANYWHERE!

    No, actually I am much worse when taken anywhere; I have been known to arrange other people's food in rude ways if they make the mistake of leaving their plate unsupervised.

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    1. Hahahaha!!! I really am not suitable to be taken out in public. Which just means I'll have to try your trick sometime soon!

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  7. You're amazing. This made me laugh so hard.

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    1. Thanks Elise!!! I never know what will make people laugh; I'm glad you got a good chuckle!

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  8. OMG!!!!! I laughed so hard! You are the best!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Glad to be spreading laughter!!!

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  9. You make Giuseppe Arcimboldo proud!

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    1. Thanks LV!!!! You may have just inspired our next wacky tacky craft!!!!

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  10. Love this! Least you're getting your vitamin C wherever you go! I keep teasing friends and family with the threat that I'll start whipping out an enormous novelty lobster bib when the meal arrives at a restaurant. Bwahaha!

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    1. I love the bib idea!!! I might have to borrow that; those oranges are JUICY!!!

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