I've always admired writers. Their ability to connect words in a way that is at once meaningful, informative and entertaining has always been a source of fascination. I have a particular respect for playwrights and screenwriters as they take on the challenge of writing for performance - a medium in which language should convey character and emotion and sound like something a person would actually say. To illustrate this concept and really put things in perspective, I thought I would share my favorite line from Roger Corman's 1961 Creature from the Haunted Sea. In the immortal words of Charles B. Griffith:
"It was dusk; I could tell because the sun was going down."
Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)
"I could tell because the sun was going down" - poetry, sheer poetry. It's tough being a schlockmeister! But don't tell that to Thee Cormans, the three-piece garage/punk/surf/fuzz band that exemplifies every aspect of the wacky tacky ideal. Equal parts Roger Corman, Don Rickles, Ed Wood and Candy Johnson, Thee Cormans are the embodiment of schlock rock (I thought I was coining a phrase but as with everything I always end up a day late and several dollars short)!
Thee Cormans, in no particular order (except for importance):
The Creature - guitar
Favorite things - hamburgers, chocolate milk, Davy Crockett
Thee Cormans is even more than just music; it is a lifestyle. By "lifestyle" I mean a fervent commitment to laziness, crudeness, overeating, raunchiness and shameless self-promotion. In short, Thee Cormans is a living PSA for wacky tacky and retroactive birth control. There are a few more things that you should know about Thee Cormans:
Ooo,they look to be right up my alley!
ReplyDeleteHelga - I'm glad you like 'em! Maybe a tour to New Zealand is in order!
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