Showing posts with label date shakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label date shakes. Show all posts

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Just SLIDE Over Here and Give Me a Moment!


Yesterday we had the wonderful opportunity to go out to Palm Springs for a little taste of Palm Srings Modernism Week.  We woke early and motored out to the Annenberg Theater at the Palm Springs Art Museum for a special slideshow presentation by Charles Phoenix.

Mr. Tiny & Mary around the book stalls.
We were there as audience members and active participants.  I've always been told that I have a great face
for radio and I was afraid that I would scare people off,  but I think we actually drew a pretty good crowd.
Okay, okay...Mary and the books didn't hurt either.

The beach ball (one of many) was representative of the show's theme,
"Pools, Patios, & Barbecues" - a celebration of American backyard culture
and an extension of the larger museum exhibit entitled "Backyard Oasis."

Speaking of beach balls, they were flying before the show!

The star of the show, Charles Phoenix, King of Kodachrome,
Ambassador of Americana, Keeper of the Kitsch, Retro Slideshow Showman
Extraordinaire,and dare I say, connoisseur of wacky tacky, standing in front 
of the first slide of the series - a kid caught mid-air as he dives into his 
backyard swimming pool from one of those great, old, springy, diving boards
 that have been banished from existence.

Each image in the show was thoughtfully culled from a collection of over
70,000 slides.  The shrieks of delight from the audience that accompanied
the advance of every frame cemented the fact that it was going to be a
crowd-pleasing show.  There were so many slides that I told myself that I was
going to remember and use as inspiration for design projects that, unfortunately,
have already been lost to age and ADD.  One that really stuck with
me, however, was a slide of people at a backyard luau laying on their stomachs
in a ring around a watermelon spiked with booze and straws.  Each person
claimed a straw and drank from the melon!  I loved it not just for the sheer genius and
novelty of the idea, but also because it showed a group of people actually having fun
at a party.  I think we get caught up in being so sophisticated and taking ourselves so
seriously that we forget to drop the facade and enjoy the party!

Mary, Charles, and Mr. Tiny.
What a colorful bunch of bananas!
Dig Mary's rattan, turtle, basket purse.

After the show, we adjourned to King's Highway
at the Ace Hotel for lunch.

This is what happens when you hand over
camera duties to someone else.


David & Susan, the reigning King & Queen of 3D! 
You can see the 3D camera that David holds has a viewer
attached that really makes the images come to life!
Cool!  Cool!  Cool!


The only way we were able to get a group shot was in the mirror.
It's a modernist take on the last supper.

No trip to the desert is complete without a trip to the date farm.
But which way do we go?

Overall, it was a most marvelous kind of day in our local desert.  If you have never seen a Charles Phoenix retro slideshow or if you are not yet a fan, do yourself a favor and get with it!!!  His surname is no accident, like a phoenix from the ashes, he resurrects not just long-forgotten images, but a pastime once doomed to obsolescence, and turns them into performance art.  His shows are delightful and as a showman, he takes the notion of a "boring family slideshow" and turns it on its ear!  Make a point of signing up for the "Slide of the Week" emails at charlesphoenix.com where you can also see a list of upcoming shows, purchase books, and view videos of his test kitchen and appearances on Martha Stewart and Conan O'Brien.  Also, be sure to like Charles Phoenix on Facebook.  What are you waiting for?


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

Friday, November 18, 2011

It's a Date!!!


Whether we are out for just a day or a long weekend, one of our desert traditions is stopping by Hadley Fruit Orchards.  


Hadley's has been a roadside fruit stand for the last 80 years and we always make a point of checking in to peruse the merchandise, purchase oddities like blown-out ostrich eggs, and indulge in that modern day miracle - the date shake!!!

Miles of aisles of desert bounty - snacks, dried fruits, candy & nuts

Heck, they're even making homemade peanut butter.

But it's all about the dates!
There are so many things wrong with me that one would think
lactose intolerance is the least of my worries.  But it hurts the
 most when I come face-to-face with the banana-date shake.
 No shake for me!

It can be hard to believe that something that looks like
this and hangs off of the side of palm tree would be something
one would want to ingest, let alone be something that is totally delicious.

The Hadley Family and my family got in on the secret early and dates have been a part of our family's pantry as long as I can remember.  My maternal grandmother makes amazing oatmeal, chocolate chip, date, walnut cookies.
For parties, my parents always made "mock-rumaki" as an appetizer - a date stuffed with an almond and wrapped in bacon.  I hated it as a kid but my tastes have matured!

Hadley's also has a wall of fame.
Our favorite signed photo was that of child-star &
Shirley Temple contemporary, Jane Withers.

I had heard tell that further into the desert, down Highway 111, there was another famous date farm but we had always been so preoccupied by Hadleys to pay much attention.  Jane Withers provenance not withstanding, I made sure we visited the other hotbed of date propagation - Shields Date Ranch.

I, of course, was immediately taken by the sign.

A view of the ranch.
Date palms require major hydration.

Shields Date Ranch has been in the same location since 1924.
The current facade was erected in 1953.  Between the sign and the building,
I was already sold.

Detail of the stenciled, terrazzo floor.

Romance & Sex Life of the Date...you had me at "free."
My favorite part of Shields Date Ranch is that they not only
maintain the desert novelty of a vintage, roadside fruit
stand, they threw the wacky tacky stank on it!

Even if one hated dates, it would be hard to pass up the
"The Romance of the Date."

Before we even looked at the store's offerings, we had to find the theater.

Mr Shields knew that sex sells.
Seriously, we bought about $40 worth of dates and date-related
products including date shakes, chocolate covered dates,
date bars, and prickly pear cactus candy.

The 108 seat theater.
Apparently, date palm pornography has a more
limited appeal than I would have thought.

Hadleys has some major competition.  My brother and sister said that Shields' shakes may have the edge on Hadleys'.  
The secret is the "date crystals," a naturally-derived, date byproduct unique to Shields. 

"Please come again"???
No need for the formal invitation, I'll be back.  It's a date!!!

I don't get asked out a lot but I can honestly say that Hadleys and Shields are two of the best "dates" I've ever had!  If you're ever out Palm Springs way, be sure to make a date with some dates!

Hadley Fruit Orchards
48980 Seminole Dr
Cabazon, CA
(800)854-5655


Shields Date Ranch
80225 Hwy 111
Indio, CA
(800)414-2555



Cheers!

Mr. Tiny