Signs of the Times: Rancho Super Car Wash

There are some signs that, no matter how often they've been seen or photographed, still beg to be documented at every passing.  Such is the case with the animated, car-washing elephant of Rancho Mirage, CA's landmark, Rancho Super Car Wash.  Every time we head down Highway 111, we pull out the camera to capture the glimmering glory of that fez-wearing jumbo.

Rancho Super Car Wash (est. 1966)
"Light" on the animation (just the sparkling stream of water) but heavy on charm,
this bastion of vehicular OCD insists on a clean car; the desert can get very dusty
and an elephant never forgets to wash - and vacuum - his car....but never look in the
trunk (it's pretty filthy). 

Like a well-trained escapee from the never-was Coachella Valley Kiddie Circus, this playful pachyderm is a gentle reminder of how lax I am about the cleanliness of the wacky wagon.  Sadly, as soon as we get our photos, we usually just roll up the water-spotted windows and hit the road...next time, next time.

I'll spare you the 749,000 other photos but trust me when I tell you that the sign is pink during the day and is only emblazoned in blue after sunset.  Thinking that Southern California had the market cornered on car-washing elephants, it was hard to contain my enthusiasm when on a late-night ride through Seattle, WA, I saw a similar silhouette glowing in the distance.

Elephant Super Car Wash (est. 1951)
Overwhelmed at the sight of Rancho's older sister in Seattle, all I got was
a glare-filled, through-the-window picture.  But isn't that sign great?!?!!
And get a load of that sweet ride on the other side of the road; my guess
is that it is another carload of neon-elephant-loving nerds!!!

Day or night, the Rancho Super Car Wash and its seemingly-unrelated extended family of signs has us drunk on neon wine; it seems that we see a parade of pink elephants everywhere we go!

"Pink Elephants on Parade" from Walt Disney's Dumbo

Rancho Super Car Wash
71490 Hwy 111
Rancho Mirage, CA
(760)346-3538

Elephant Super Car Wash
616 Battery St
Seattle, WA
(206)441-6776

elephantcarwash.com


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

Chow Time: Burgermaster

I just got home from a whirlwind tour of the Pacific Northwest.  Upon the sage advice of a friend, my first stop was a Seattle-area institution of fine dining known as BURGERMASTER!  Burgermaster, (est. 1952) has been serving classic, American, haute cuisine (burgers, fries, and shakes) car side to generation after generation of hungry Washingtonians.  While there are multiple locations of this drive-in chain, we visited the original gangster in Bellevue, WA.

I very quickly became obsessed with the Burgermaster logo emblazoned on
every side of the building.

What is not to love?  It is like an atomic, 50's, western, Lincoln, cartoon cattle brand.

And again

The brain trust.
I told these hobos I would buy them lunch if they would stop offering
to sell strangers pictures of their "Space Needle" outside of the
Seattle-Tacoma Airport.

We arrived before lunch hour, and the place was already
packed with hungry customers yearning for a taste of
Burgermaster's cool mid-century architecture, lack of pretense, and BURGERS! 

The whole staff was extremely friendly.
This charming carhop didn't bat an eye when I asked
her to jump in a photo with these ugly mugs.

Even though Burgermaster is a drive-in, we bucked
the system and opted for the "Take-Out Bar."

Love the graphics on the cups!

Unfortunately, Mr. Tiny' current dietary restrictions do not allow for anything as delicious as the food stuffs pictured above.  Therefore, in good conscience, I am unable to stamp Burgermaster with the full and official "wacky tacky seal of approval for the endorsement of delicious refreshments served in a savory manner within an environment untouched by the evil hands of cookie-cutter sterility."  I will say this though, the hobos loved it and one day, I vow to once again become The Burgermaster!

Even if the food wasn't as delicious as it is, how could you say no to this?
(Source)

Burgermaster (Multiple Locations)

10606 Northrup Way

Bellevue, WA

(425)827-9566

www.burgermaster.biz

Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

p.s. WARNING: Burgermaster can inspire bizarrely beatific behavior in even the most sinister looking miscreant.  If you need proof and if you dare, watch this: