Showing posts with label burgers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label burgers. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Chow Time: Charcoaler Drive-In Restaurant

One time I went to a holiday party and joined in a conversation where a key player was delighting everyone with his impression of Paul Lynde.  His was exceptionally good, considering the fact that Paul Lynde, already a flamboyant caricature of himself, is universally quite easy to impersonate.  As the evening wore on and guests circulated, said impressionist continued to insinuate himself into conversations, employing the same Center Square schtick.  Naturally, my threshold for Uncle Arthur began to be seriously challenged.  Pushed to the limit with every head-wagging innuendo, I got the feeling that even Mr. Lynde himself would have said, "The sincerest form of flattery is keeping your trap shut."  Right before reaching the breaking point, I realized that this imitation went beyond a mere party trick.  It was much more even than a social crutch.  Impersonating Paul Lynde was this guy's thing.  When someone finds a harmless activity/behavior that he does so well that it becomes his thing, who am I to stand in his way?  Such is the case with Charcoaler Drive-In.

Charcoaler Drive-In Restaurant (1961) - El Paso, TX

Charcoaler Drive-In perfected its "thing" in 1961 and has been exercising its right bring that to the party ever since.  And unlike the "Lynde-inator," Charcoaler's familiar performance does not grow wearisome over time.  So, not only will I avoid standing in the way, I will instead prepare the way for Charcoaler by singing its savory praises.

While Charcoaler continues to refer to itself as a "drive-in," my assumption is that the traditional drive-in formula gave way to the drive-thru format quite some time ago.  The set-up at Charcoaler is conventional enough; guests arrive at a wonderfully-succinct, drive-up menu board and place their orders through a speaker box.  

But, oh, what a speaker box!

Pulling through to a window where money is exchanged, guests can anxiously watch the preparation of their orders.  Moments later the food is delivered with friendly utility.

The beautifully-preserved kitchen

Okay, so the whole encounter smacks of McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, et al.  But it isn't.  The mood, the history, and the unflawed atmosphere set Charcoaler worlds apart.  Even I, however, when reviewing photos of Charcoaler Drive-In, find the structure and the food-delivery method all rather unprepossessing.  The fact is, even the best photographer would consider it a challenge to capture the texture and intact character of an original mid-century drive-in with a mouthful of charbroiled burger and fingers dripping with the house-made barbecue sauce.

...and stars in his eyes from the perfect line drawings printed on every Charcoaler Drive-In bag.
It is impossible for me to express in mere words how much I love unaltered, character-driven packaging. 

"Who cares?  Let's eat!"
Completely unimpressed with the illustrations,
he was wasting no time on wrappers.

Like most food of its kind, Charcoaler's emphasis is on urgency and flavor rather than unerring presentation.
But how can you lose when everything is grilled over honest-to-goodness charcoal and wrapped in those
glorious wax-paper sleeves?!!

Reason enough to go, the food at Charcoaler is whiz bang - a solid three-steps up from the ubiquitous, regional chain restaurants that crowd the surrounding neighborhood.  The best reason to patronize Charcoaler Drive-In, however, is that it is everything it needs to be...and nothing else.  Unconcerned with the flux of the fad-driven, contemporary American diet, Charcoaler Drive-In's menu holds fast to classic drive-in fare (with a few minor additions over time to satisfy every palate).

The simple, flat-roofed buildings that surround the acre of verdant picnic lawn are quintessential, mid-century perfection, unadulterated by questionable color schemes or third-generation (mis)understandings of what patrons expect from a "retro" dining establishment.  Betty Boop is welcome to sup here but her visage has no place on the walls or windows.

And then there's that sign!

Charcoaler Drive-In by day and by night
 If you follow us on Instagram or read our last post, you know that we are suckers for signage;
the sign at Charcoaler leaves our mouths watering both figuratively and literally.
(Source)

Clearly, Charcoaler Drive-In is in no need of redecorating which means that drive-in diners can enjoy the true "essence" of a lovingly-preserved establishment without the "ticky tacky" presence of Mr. Lynde.

Paul Lynde on The Dean Martin Show (1970)

If you find yourself in West Texas, southern New Mexico, or anywhere in the Western Hemisphere, then haul your buns to Charcoaler Drive-In; they'll have your burger waiting!  

Charcoaler Drive-In
5837 N Mesa
El Paso, TX
(915)581-0660

charcoalerdrivein.com


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny


Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Chow Time: Andre's Drive-In

Now, usually, I am not one for making new year's resolutions - much less, keeping them.  However, as the circumference around my equator (on an anatomically-correct body I believe it is referred to as a "waistline"???) ever increases, the changing of the calendar year seems like a adequately-arbitrary time to reign in the chronic binge-eating of the past few months.

"Yay!  I'm a fatty!!!!"

Before 2014 officially comes to a close, we have just enough time left to savor the sweet, sweet, burger-flavored memories of our trip to Bakersfield, CA and Andre's Drive-In (est. 1955).

Andre's Drive-In - Bakersfield, CA

With all of the surrounding cars, and electrical poles, and wires, it was difficult to capture Andre's at its most photogenic; surely, to most people it is about as plain a hamburger stand as California's Central Valley could muster.  I'll concede that without the finishing touches, it would merely be a stucco-clad, burger-dispensing, beige cube.  It is the genius of those simple finishing touches (see the optimistic script of the sign) that transform it from bland box to atomic space crab!

Sure, those splayed beams both anchor the building to the ground and frame the drive-thru, but they also create all kinds of form and dimension as the scuttling legs of our space crab.  I can't help but love the improbable use of DIY, corrugated siding and the remaining hand-painted signage still adorning the windows.  Did somebody say, "FRIED PIES?!?!!!"

The real delight at Andre's is the free-form, al fresco, dining room.
Undulating amongst the encroaching landscape, the curving benches are punctuated by floating,
kidney-shaped tables; they are perfect for dining alone or cuddling up with your new steady.

If the food was as good as the paintings in the window led us to believe, we were in for a real treat.  Seeing as how we had eaten only a short time before, Mary and I decided to opt for something on the "lighter side."

We acted like we were exhibiting some kind of restraint by splitting Andre's famous "French
Burger."  The fact is, as the sign so clearly states, the French Burger is actually two ham-
burgers made indistinguishable by the large french roll on which they are served.  But, hey, we
didn't order french fries or fried pies...so that's a healthy choice.

The French Burger left us questioning our own patriotism as all we could muster between sloppy, mustard-tinged bites was, "Vive la France!"  At "a million francs or three," we would definitely go Dutch on another French should we again find ourselves in the burger-friendly climes of Bakersfield!  

"La Marseillaise" from Casablanca (1942)

Do you have any resolutions for the new year?  Do you lie to yourself by eating half of a double-burger and then telling yourself that you are halfway to a one-hundred-percent vegetarian, gluten-free, paleo diet?  Whatever your issues, whatever your resolutions, we wish you and yours a very Happy New Year!!!

Andre's Drive-In
1419 Brundage Ln.
Bakersfield, CA
(661)322-0044


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Chow Time: Pie 'N Burger

No holiday recaps here, we're getting right back to monkey business as usual...

Pie 'n Burger is like an Instagram (find us at wacky_tacky) dream come true.  Time and thousands of satisfied customers have already imbued this burger paradise with soft edges and an amber haze; this Pasadena, CA landmark can instantly be hash-tagged "#nofilter."  Every corner of the small restaurant seems locked in a potential state of serving as a location for a very special episode of All in the Family - one where Archie becomes a "flaming liberal" after being brought for a life-changing burger by none other than Sammy Davis, Jr.

wacky tacky adventure team members
Cynthia, Nick and Mary
darkening the doorway of Pie 'N Burger -Pasadena, CA.

Opened in 1963, the name of the restaurant is no accident.  Pie 'n Burger is exactly what it says - delicious pies and burgers.  Indeed, some of my favorite wacky tacky eateries are the ones where there is no pretense whatsoever, just simple food prepared well in a welcoming environment.  The only reason Pie 'n Burger even qualifies as wacky tacky is because little has changed since 1963.  There are no dazzling mid-Century light fixtures.  There are no beautiful terrazzo floors.  There are no tufted barstools covered in naugahyde.  What they do offer is an incredible hamburger!   


I am a burger lover, but with addictive tendencies, I have to restrain myself from eating burgers for every meal of the day.  I once went on a weekend-long burger bender and after my concerned family members and friends held an intervention, I have seriously revised my burger intake.  Pie 'n Burger is a rare and special treat - always special, never ordered rare, however.

Luckily, it is ALWAYS burger time at Pie 'n Burger!!!

The only menus you'll find at P'nB are the menu boards on the wall.  If anyone has ever ordered a pot pie, a quiche, or strip steak, I have never been witness to it; everyone orders the burgers!  Yes, everyone orders the burgers, even vegetarians (having one in our midst, we learned that the veggie burger is quite delicious).  What they NEVER order at Pie 'n Burger is cheese enchiladas...

The hand-painted menu boards

Cynthia, now affectionately referred to as "Cynchiladas," had never been to Pie 'n Burger before.  Traditionally the service is efficient, if a little curt at times.  We decided that she needed to be initiated by telling her that regulars will order things that aren't on the menu and that Pie 'n Burger is famous for its cheese enchiladas.  Ever the trusting one, she ordered first and the first thing out of her mouth was "I'll have the cheese enchiladas."  The look on the waitress' face was priceless and after stifling it for the set-up, we couldn't stop from erupting into fits of laughter.  I honestly don't know if it was one of those "you had to be there" moments or not but as juvenile as it was, we found it completely hilarious.  Fortunately, the waitress was a good sport and indulged our inanity.  Shenanigans aside, we were there to eat and could hardly wait to be served.

Under an interior shed dormer, the chefs de cuisine at Pie 'n Burger earn every bit of their wacky tacky 5-Star Rating.

Fair enough, neither the people nor the food at P'nB may be extraordinarily photogenic, but believe you me, there are some seriously tasty things happening on those plates.

I think they were a little perturbed that I told them they had
to wait to eat until I took a picture.

Mmmmm.  Serious mmmmmmmm.
With all due respect, it's like what In-N-Out would be
 if it were as good as everyone thinks it is.

Ashamed of how much he enjoyed it,
Nick took a self-imposed time out
behind the cool decorative screen.

It wouldn't be Pie 'n Burger without the pie.
Okay, actually it would.  We were so stuffed, there was no pie ordered by
 anyone in our group.  I think Cynthia wanted some but after the enchilada
fiasco, she was a little gun shy about ordering anything. 

Truly, Nick liked it so much he bought a t-shirt!

If Mr. Tiny could have taken a souvenir, it would have been the lovingly-
rendered replica of Pie 'n Burger in birdhouse form.

I hate to make such a broad pronouncement in writing, but for my money, a Pie 'N Burger burger is one of the (if not the) best hamburgers in the greater Los Angeles area.  It is nothing out of the ordinary.  In actual fact, it is a little less than ordinary - it doesn't even have tomato!  There is something, however, in the unique assembly of the standard ingredients that elevates a P'nB burger to something very special.  If you're wandering around aimlessly after the Pasadena City College Swap Meet in need of a burger fix, then wander no more; go to Pie 'n Burger!  You'll thank me and curse me for your new addiction.

Can you tell that I'm trying to get all my bad food in before the end of the year?  I'm not one for resolutions, but the new year will find me back on the "stop eating so much junk" wagon.



Pie 'n Burger
913 E California Blvd
Pasadena, CA
(626)795-1123

www.pienburger.com


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny