Showing posts with label monsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monsters. Show all posts

Sunday, January 29, 2012

I Met a Teenage Werewolf!


I had a completely different post planned for today.  But good plans are thrown out like the baby with the proverbial bath water when one meets Eddie Munster!!!  

Eddie Munster


That's right, I met the Eddie Munster, the boy werewolf from The Munsters (one of the finest programs ever produced on American television).  It sounds like a terrible joke, "What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a vampire?"  The answer, of course, is a werewolf!  I would try and explain monster genetics to you but it gets pretty complicated.

A publicity still for The Munsters.
Butch doesn't look all that into it here, but working
on The Munsters had to be the best job in the world!
(Source)

Grandpa & Eddie
I'd probably look a little suspicious too is I was forced to sit
on Al Lewis' lap.
(Source)

Herman, Lily & Eddie - the perfect 60's nuclear family
(Source)

Alright, alright, so Eddie was more of a pre-teen werewolf, and if you want to get uber-technical, I actually met Butch Patrick the man behind the pointy ears and extreme widow's peak.  But to me, and probably to the rest of the world, he will always be Eddie Munster.

I offer no explanation as to the expression on Mr. Tiny's face,
other than than I was trying for a scary monster...and I couldn't
see - no glasses!

Butch was especially nice and even autographed photos
for everyone.  Fred & Yvonne would have been so proud
of their little boy!

Butch is a great guy, but to me the most exciting part is that now only one rather-insignificant degree separates me from Yvonne De Carlo!  Now that's my kind of wacky tacky celebrity encounter!  Have you met anyone of wacky tacky repute?  Do you have a favorite Munster's episode?  Please share.


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

Thursday, September 22, 2011

wacky tacky tunes: Get Some! Thee Cormans LP!!!

Do you like things that are spooky?  Well, do you?  Not spooky like Jonathan Winters-on-Scooby-Doo spooky, but spooky like the guy-sitting-next-to-you-on-the-bus-that-keeps-trying-to-bite-his-own-face spooky.  If the answer is yes, then you will love Thee Cormans.  You might remember our previous blog post about Thee Cormans, the official, undisputed champions of the surf/garage/biker/trash/fuzz/morbidly-obese music scene.  In said post we mentioned a forthcoming LP from In the Red Records.  Well, for your listening displeasure, the record is finally here!

The album cover
Cover design by Nick of Tugboat Studios & I am not an Artist

The record comes complete with chilling sound effects.  Even more chilling are the faces beneath the masks!  I guess that because The Cormans are now "legit" and have gone all "corpo," I am unable to post any tracks from the new album*, so you'll just have to take my word for it - this record is probably the closest thing most of you will have to an out-of-body experience.  It is a wave of solid sound.  It is a fuzz-filled nightmare.  It is an euphonic paroxysm.  In other words, it's loud and a little raunchy, but it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

The cover with the standard and limited-edition, glow-in-the-dark vinyl

Sorry suckers, the glow-in-the-dark vinyl (in all its luminescent glory) is SOLD OUT!!!

The collectible, monster poster included in the record sleeve.

It might be a Halloween record, but I understand that it makes a great Hanukkah gift as well!  Imagine getting it for all eight days!!!!  The record even includes a code so one can download the music from the In the Red website for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Order your copy today!



Stay tuned, Thee Cormans may be coming to your town!

If you need further persuasion that this is the best album you'll ever buy, I asked my grandma what she thought about the record and she said, "Yeah, it's pretty spook-tacular."  Enough said.

Be sure to check out the following for more art and info:

Thee Cormans Facebook page
Tugboat Studios Facebook Page
I am Not an Artist Tumblr
In the Red Records

* I have subsequently discovered that I must amend the above statement slightly.  It appears that you may follow this link to hear a couple of Thee Cormans latest tracks!

In case you were wondering, I receive absolutely no remuneration for my endorsement of Thee Cormans or In the Red Records - trust me, those sons of guns just won't give.  Just do yourself a favor and listen.


Cheers!

Mr. Tiny

Friday, August 12, 2011

Chow Time: Angelo's & Vinci's


I know our last wacky tacky culinary adventure left you perfecting your pasta twirling technique and it may seem a bit redundant to feature another Italian restaurant so soon.  Nevertheless, we are certified, spaghetti fiends and we just couldn't stay away from one of our favorite Italian grub hubs, Angelo's & Vinci's.

Angelo's & Vinci's Ristorante - Fullerton, CA

Opened in 1972, Angelo's & Vinci's is a wacky tacky masterpiece.  Located on bustling Harbor Boulevard in historic, downtown Fullerton, even the entry to this mecca of manicotti is festooned with with all things wild and wonderful from the old world. 

A detail of Angelo's & Vinci's front door

Miniature suits of armor stand sentry

I have no idea what activity is being depicted in the figure on the left, 
but I don't think the cherub approves.


We're serving dessert first in this addition of chow time and showing one of the best parts of the restaurant immediately.  Angelo's & Vinci's has a basement (trust me this is pretty unusual and exciting in Southern California)!  Lurking in said basement is a collection of aberrations so peculiar, so dangerous, so horrible that they must be locked in cages. 

Spooky!

Demented clowns and caged monsters are not really the scariest part of the basement;
the scariest part is the smell - sort of old refrigerator meets moldy carpet. 

Frankenstein's monster & dismembered bodies

Gorillas & Vampires - Dracula, you don't have to put on the red light!

The best part of the basement is the fact that the space is dedicated to such a silly exploit.  Our favorite A&V pastime is to lead the uninitiated down to the basement and hide around the corner so we can jump out and scare them.  Juvenile?  Uh-huh.

As frightening as the basement might be, the centerpiece to the entire restaurant is the main dining room known as the Piazza Fantasia.

The Piazza Fantasia
The Piazza Fantasia really is a fantasy of color, light, soaring ceilings and a truly-wonderful assemblage of junk!  Aerialists and acrobats swing from the ceiling.  Cured meats, pirates, Santa Claus, Italian poster art, The Phantom of the Opera and twinkle lights are only small parts of the larger wacky tacky equation.  There is so much visual stimulation that I see something new every time we go.

Dinner guests enjoying the atmosphere

Sometimes it is difficult to tell which part of the building is the scariest.  
I'm not so sure the basement would win.

Just one small corner of the room includes street lamps, puppets, a pirate and Pinocchio!

A wall of faux food helps recreate the atmosphere
of food stalls in an old Italian Piazza


Taking a page out of The Godfather, "The Family" is given a place of honor.
Speaking of family, the place is usually packed with hungry families.  Moreover, there is almost always a wedding reception being held; there are multiple banquet areas and the absence of a private party or wedding reception is an exception to the rule.  The first time I saw that people were hosting their reception at Angelo's & Vinci's, it seemed to me rather odd.  The regularity with which these celebrations are held there has me questioning my initial judgment.  Apparently, A&V's knows how to throw a party and the revelers seem to leave the festivities happy and full.

What does it all mean?

I'm not sure if we mentioned, but the food at Angelo's & Vinci's is pretty good too.  Their Italian dressing is amazing and every meal is served with delicious homemade rolls.  Pasta can be eaten many places but why not eat it in the under a tightrope walker?  Why not masticate your mostaccioli with monsters?  Why not slurp spaghetti where Santa Claus can see that you're being nice this year?  Why not go to Angelo's & Vinci's?  You'll be glad you did!


Angelo's and Vinci's Ristorante
550 North Harbor Blvd.
Fullerton, CA
(714)879-4022

Hours of Operation
Sunday-Thursday: 11am-9pm
Friday & Saturday: 11am-10pm

www.angelosandvincis.com


Cheers and Ciao!

Mr. Tiny