Usually, I am loathe to include anything too personal in this blog. I much prefer adhering to the cardinal commandment of wacky tacky - "Thou shalt not take thine own self too seriously." There is, however, no escaping the fact that I am currently laid up! Suffering from the symptoms of an indeterminate ailment, I should have had plenty of time to blog but my bleary-eyed, semi-conscious waking hours have been filled with prescriptions, appointments and streaming Netflix. As I lay in what will surely become my death bed, I feel fortunate to have both the strength to type and a small backlog of material about which I can post. The doctors say that over-dramatization is a probably the most prominent symptom of my illness - whatever that means.
This is the forest primeval! Walking through the front door of Clifton's Brookdale Cafeteria in downtown Los Angeles, one is immediately transported into a Depression-era dreamer's vision of the great outdoors. It might not be what Longfellow was scribbling about, but it is pretty great by wacky tacky standards!
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| Clifton's Brookdale |
The history of Clifton's Brookdale Cafeteria goes back to 1935 and is best described by the Clifton's website:
"In 1935 Clifford Clinton purchased the lease of the former Boos Brothers Cafeteria and began to transform the dowdy interior into an imaginary wonderland rivaled only by his other cafeteria, the legendary Clifton's Pacific Seas.
As a youth, Clifford spent his summers in the Santa Cruz mountains among the coastal redwoods, not far from the famous Brookdale Lodge. This mountain feeling was the theme Clifford wanted for his new location. Working with rock sculptor Francois Scotti, Clifford created a 20 ft. waterfall cascading into a quiet stream that meanders through a dining room. Redwood trees were used to conceal steel columns and a renowned L.A. muralist, Elinar Petersen, created a life size forest on canvas covering one wall. A Little Chapel perched high amongst the crags fulfilled Clifford's desire to feed the soul as well as the body of depression weary Angelinos."
The Clinton family's recent sale of Clifton's had foodies, history nerds, downtown enthusiasts and regular customers alike a little more than worried about the fate of the grand institution. After a recent visit I found that in fact there is very little about which to worry.
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| The deco-style, terrazzo entry is the same. |
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| The signs are the same. |
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| The food is largely the same. (Source) |
In something as simple as the trays, the noticeable changes might even be seen as improvements.
It may seem like niggling, but the one devastating change is the new computerized registers. In days of yore the women at the check out knew every price and product by heart and rang each guest on vintage, push-button cash registers with lightning speed and the accuracy of Swiss watchmakers. The new system may benefit Clifton's bookkeeping but it sure slows down the line and takes away some of the fun!
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| The old tray (Source) |
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| The new tray |
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| Mary puts the new tray to good use |
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| It's not what it looks like...okay, it's exactly what it looks like! Mmmmmm, Clifton's meatloaf is good! |
Because Clifton's is the type of landmark with which people feel such a personal connection, theories and rumors about the "changes" abound - especially about the Clifton's third floor which until recently looked like a mix between Disneyland's Golden Horseshoe Saloon and a small-town museum. The most persistent of these rumors is that the third floor is being remade into a Polynesian paradise reminiscent of the long-since-closed Clifton's Pacific Seas Cafeteria. On our most recent visit, the third floor was still shrouded in both drop cloths and mystery.
Happily, the remainder of the cafeteria appears to have weathered the change in ownership unscathed.
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| The Chapel is still chapel-ing We should have taken video of the spiritual message delivered at the push of a button inside the chapel but perhaps that is just the incentive one needs to get to Clifton's Brookdale! |
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| An additional dining nook still carries the theme |
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| "By a waterfall, I'm calling you..." The water is still falling. |
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| The country cabin still welcomes visitors. |
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| And taxidermy, always taxidermy! |
Again we must bastardize paraphrase the great poet Longfellow:
As luck would have it, there is a fitting Disney cartoon for every occasion.
"...List to a Tale of Love in (Brookdale), home of the happy."
As luck would have it, there is a fitting Disney cartoon for every occasion.
648 South Broadway
Los Angeles, CA
(213)627-1673
Hours of Operation:
Tuesday - Sunday: 6:30am - 10:00pm
(Please verify hours before making your way downtown and paying to park. Due to the renovation, the hours may vary.)
cliftonscafeteria.com
Cheers!
Mr. Tiny
